You know you've had too much BBQ when...

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch) 06/08/2018 at 11:10 • Filed to: None

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Your morning piss LITERALLY smells like BBQ sauce.

Doesn’t look like much but I went to this place for lunch, then it was catered at a wedding dinner that night. Not complaining because its the best BBQ in Utah by a long way. But yes, you can have too much bbq.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > HammerheadFistpunch 06/08/2018 at 11:19

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I think that just means you didn’t drink enough at the wedding...but it is Utah, so was there even alcohol to drink?

TheRevanchist > HammerheadFistpunch 06/08/2018 at 11:20

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I know this feel all too well. Had a BBQ at work and I consumed tri-tip, hot links, a burger, a couple of hot dogs, and jalapenos all over the place yesterday. That was just my lunch. We did it for all 3 shifts.

HammerheadFistpunch > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 06/08/2018 at 11:22

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There was not, but there would have been no one to drink it so...

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > HammerheadFistpunch 06/08/2018 at 11:23

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benjrblant > HammerheadFistpunch 06/08/2018 at 11:24

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When visiting UT, I always make it a point to bring plenty of nutritious alcohol from CO.

Not to this degree, but can’t talk about beer without Bender.

Future next gen S2000 owner > HammerheadFistpunch 06/08/2018 at 11:26

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FTFY

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > HammerheadFistpunch 06/08/2018 at 11:27

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We had cupcakes in an office that I worked in. Very hide bound bunch of folks. The icing was blue and had much industrial strength blue die and my poo was blue. Kind if green, more accurately. This never came up amongst the folks in the office...

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > HammerheadFistpunch 06/08/2018 at 11:29

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As a Wisconsinite I can’t fathom a wedding without alcohol...I’m sure it’s probably illegal here to have a dry wedding. This is basically our decision making process here

For Sweden > HammerheadFistpunch 06/08/2018 at 11:33

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Two things that are mutually exclusive

Barbecue

Too much

LOREM IPSUM > HammerheadFistpunch 06/08/2018 at 11:37

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Sounds like just the right amount of BBQ to me.

Also, an abundance of grape flavored NOS will turn your poop green.

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > HammerheadFistpunch 06/08/2018 at 11:38

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I am really hoping that it’s just the leftover waft of pungently delicious bbq sauce, and not some kind of horrible kidney/pancreas/bladder infection that it implies.
Cause I love BBQ, but weird smelling piss is basically a step away from the diabeetus.

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 06/08/2018 at 11:38

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Why the fuck would anyone have a dry wedding unless they were planning on making it fail?

HammerheadFistpunch > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 06/08/2018 at 11:40

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not concerned. I could probably tell you if it was the sweet or hot sauce if I really lingered.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 06/08/2018 at 11:45

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It always strikes me as weird how little people drink in Utah and even out west in general to some extent. Drinking is just so ingrained in the culture here in Wisconsin (and in much of the Eastern US)

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 06/08/2018 at 12:04

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Wisconsin still leads in DUIs so this checks out.

punkgoose17 > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 06/08/2018 at 12:12

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At one point I was eating so much horseradish mustard my poo smelled like the mustard.

mr2gud2u > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 06/08/2018 at 12:17

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I had the pleasure of visiting your fine state last June. The beer scene there is amazing. IMHO it rivals Colorado.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > mr2gud2u 06/08/2018 at 12:41

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I feel like there’s a new brewery popping up every month right now in Milwaukee...the last 2 years or so the beer scene here exploded

Chariotoflove > HammerheadFistpunch 06/08/2018 at 13:27

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I thought that was the objective, to replace all your bodily humors with BBQ sauce.

HammerheadFistpunch > Chariotoflove 06/08/2018 at 13:29

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I guess im close.

Chariotoflove > HammerheadFistpunch 06/08/2018 at 13:46

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The last few percent of the transformation is always the hardest.

Another Netflix film I should have avoided.